Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
