When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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