More tranny stories later!
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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