My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ladies don't puke and tell
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