my sisters under your porch take her home
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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