Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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