We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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