at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
oh god the rape fog is back!
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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