My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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