Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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