Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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