My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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