the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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