I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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