didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
