butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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