That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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