I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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