i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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