I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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