I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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