is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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