i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
im on a boat
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