Where are you?
In a non slutty way
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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