They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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