Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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