you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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