I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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