He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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