no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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