i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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