she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
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