This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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