i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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