Your tits are I can't wait for
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
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