im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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