So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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