Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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