even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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