One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
We are all done wearing pants today
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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