i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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