I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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