if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my vag is so smooth its legendary
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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