I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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