Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
it's like heaven, but drunker
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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