the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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