Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
