Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I will be naked everywhere
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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