So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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