pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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