Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
So many bounce houses so little time
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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