it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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