I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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