She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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